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11.06.2025 00:15

Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Mario Kart World Is Not An Open-World Game, Nintendo Says - GameSpot
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Do you consider yourself pretty?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
After delay, man accused of killing Jonathan Joss released from jail - San Antonio Express-News
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Seahawks defenders want to "put the team on our back" - NBC Sports
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Neuroscientists find individual differences in memory response to amygdala stimulation - PsyPost
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...