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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 13:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Is it true that people who are possessed by demons cannot see them until the demon is cast out? What is the reason for this?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

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Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

No go.

What does Jesus mean in Revelation 3:3 when He states, "Wake up! Strengthen what remains and is about to die, for I have found your deeds unfinished in the sight of my God?"

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Why did my 2001 4.6 liter Mustang GT V8 make "only" 260 HP while today's base Dodge 3.6 liter V6 churns out almost 300 HP? Both benefit from fuel injection and ECUs.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.