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13.06.2025 13:19

So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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So, the docs changed it to read
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.