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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Mario Kart World Is Not An Open-World Game, Nintendo Says - GameSpot

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

No way

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Do you consider yourself pretty?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

After delay, man accused of killing Jonathan Joss released from jail - San Antonio Express-News

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Seahawks defenders want to "put the team on our back" - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Neuroscientists find individual differences in memory response to amygdala stimulation - PsyPost

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Why do my friends always say "yeah, we've heard this before" when I talk about something I'm passionate about?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Are you afraid of being alone?